Land of Stupidity!

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	Humans have actually been spotted participating in the following events! They: believe Elvis is alive, read (and design) websites like this, watch infomercials (and order from them!), believe in superstitions, fall for pranks on april 1st, believe in psychics, click links just because..., eat cockroaches, listen to country music, watch "professional" wrestling, visit museums dedicated to it, click on buttons, *PAY* for water in bottles, pay $100's for cloth and beads, drive drunk, fall in love, practice cannibalism, walk on tightropes, swallow swords, participate in surveys, eat cars, subscribe to AOL, stomp, clog,...
STUPIDITY SPOTLIGHT:		Patent for CAT EXERCISE DEVICE!
	pay over $1 million dollars for cardboard and ink, buy exercise balls, pierce themselves, eat ants, eat fingers and toes, eat "ca-ca", buy space mucus, buy maneating sharks, burple, shoot their food across a room, purchase bags of shhh, eat brains, use talking utensils, sharpen pencils with noses, fight with boxing nuns, buy growing tongues, eat dog food, eat raw fish, eat FAKE raw fish, buy peechains, buy tinglers, suck bug goo, AND MORE!!! I rest my case!