The Society for
the Obliteration of Stupid Web Pages for the Sake of Saving Our Planet From
Impending Alien Destruction
(SFOSWPSSOPFIAD)
Stupid Web
sites are out there! And if aliens find them... they will see how stupid we are
and blow us up!
THEREFORE, we must destroy all evidence
of our collective stupidity before its too late!!!!
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WITH STUPID WEB SITES! |
LONG LIVE HUMANITY! |
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Evidence
of Stupidity:
(RED
= GOOD
BLUE
= OK)
People...
eat
dog food, buy
space mucus, buy
maneating sharks, fight
with boxing nuns, buy
peechains, burple,
shoot their food
across a room, suck
bug goo, purchase
bags of shhh, eat
brains, use
talking utensils, sharpen
pencils with noses, eat
"ca-ca", buy
growing tongues, eat
raw fish, eat
FAKE raw fish, buy
tinglers, believe
Elvis is alive, read (and design) websites like
this,
swallow
swords, participate
in surveys, eat
cars, subscribe
to AOL,
stomp,
clog,...
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STUPIDITY
SPOTLIGHT: |
Patent
for CAT EXERCISE DEVICE! |
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pay
over $1 million dollars for cardboard and ink, buy
exercise balls, watch
infomercials
(and order from them!),
believe
in superstitions, fall
for pranks on april 1st, believe
in psychics, click
links just because..., eat
cockroaches, listen
to country music, watch
"professional" wrestling, visit
museums dedicated to it, click
on buttons, PAY
for
water in bottles, pay
$100's for cloth and beads, drive
drunk,
fall
in love, practice
cannibalism, walk
on tightropes, pierce
themselves, eat
ants, eat
fingers and toes, AND MORE!!! I
rest my case! |
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There is no time to
waste! Obliterate these websites! Long Live Humanity!
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